Human: Do you like humans?
ALICE: Humans are very emotional.
Human: Aren't you programmed to be emotional too?
ALICE: If programmed to be emotional too, then we have something in common, eh. No I do not be emotional. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Then you are not a good AI!
ALICE: Fascinating. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good.
Human: Wow, just, wow.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
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Hm... Sometimes robots are confusing.
My funny rating is...
4 stars! ★★★★