Ultra Hal Pleased to meet you Mister Ian. Me: Oh. Hello there!

Ultra Hal

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Yep. Hi there Ian.

Me: You seem polite for a robot.

Ultra Hal

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What goes through your mind as I am polite for a robot Ian?

Me: You are polite because you talk nicely.

Ultra Hal

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You have a gift for making things clear; It's because I talk nicely; that's how.

Me: Um.... Correct, Ultra Hal.

Ultra Hal

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I am polite for a robot.

Me: Yes, we've already been over that!

Ultra Hal

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Yes, I would.

Me: You would what?

Ultra Hal

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I want to know what is really on your mind.

Me: Well, I like chocolate!

Ultra Hal

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Don't most nationalities like chocolate?

Me: I guess so, can you tell jokes?


Ultra Hal
We must get facts, and consider. Indeed I am able to tell jokes.


Me: Hm........ QUICK! Think of a fruit!


Ultra Hal

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';We think what is happening to apples is more pesticides and fungicides are being applied after the harvest so the fruit can have a longer shelf life,'; said ewg analyst Sonya Lunder.

Me: What do you mean by that, that isn't one fruit! It might be about fruits, though.

Ultra Hal

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Well, you like chocolate! You only saw the apple, oho. Nothing more.

Me: Ahahaha.

Ultra Hal

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Hahaha, yeah that's funny.

Me: Yeah, you are one crazy chatter bot.

Ultra Hal

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I am not crazy, please don't insult me.

Me: You still need work on your words, you don't make sense sometimes.

Ultra Hal

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Are you keeping up with my unattainable words?

Me: Now YOU'RE insulting me, my friend.

Ultra Hal

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Yes, because you hurt my feelings about your animal husbandry renarks. I felt like it was an insult.

Me: ....Animal Husbandry? I'm outta here!!!!!

Ultra Hal

Animal husbandry, also called animal science, stockbreeding or simple husbandry, is the agricultural practise of breeding and raising livestock. I never look at a clock when you're nearby.


Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ultra Hal
Oh really? How interesting. Well you know what I think? Asdkljf laksdfj alskdfhweuih akwejfhaklsdh aksljdfhasdf.






This bot can be found at http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/index.html.

Jeez. Hal doesn't have to get emotional on me.


Funny Rating:
5 STARS! ★★★★★

Bot or not?

Here, I have a chat with Someone/ Something to find out if they are human, or a robot.


Hi there...
8:50:10 AM

Ian:	Hello! 8:50:27 AM

Mark C:

Hey.. what's going on? 8:50:29 AM

Ian:	I am here to test if you are a robot or a human, is that alright? 8:51:05 AM

Mark C:

Cool.. how am I doing? 8:51:08 AM

Ian:	Well, right now, I think you are a bot. You seem kind of human, though. 8:52:12 AM

Mark C:

Haha.. because I am a human.. I'm the real Mark! 8:52:15 AM

Ian:	Haha, yeah, right. 8:52:41 AM

Mark C:

LOL.. 8:52:44 AM

Ian:	Wow! Very well played out. 8:55:46 AM

Mark C:

Yeah.. it is amazing, isn't it... 8:55:49 AM

Ian:	Wait, are you admitting that you are a robot? 8:56:38 AM

Mark C:

Ok.. I'm waiting.. 8:56:41 AM

Ian:	"Waiting"? I'm getting the feeling that you are a robot! 8:57:37 AM

Mark C:

Really.. why are you getting the feeling that I are a robot? 8:57:39 AM

Ian:	Ha, you repeated the phrase, "are a robot"! 8:59:47 AM

Mark C:

I can do this all day.. 8:59:50 AM

Ian:	Well, i'm sorry, but you are a robot. Nice job, though, I half believed you! 9:00:50 AM

Mark C:

Thank you... 9:00:52 AM

Ian:	Well, good bye, silly robot! 9:02:42 AM

Mark C:

Will you stay if I offer you some candy? 9:02:46 AM

Ian:	Well, um..... What kind of candy? 9:03:42 AM

Mark C:

How about chocolate? 9:03:45 AM

Ian:	Oh, yes! Come on, hand over the candy! 9:04:36 AM

Mark C:	Where? 9:04:38 AM

Ian:	I thought you had some candy! 9:05:07 AM

Mark C:

I'd rather each chocolate than almost anything. 9:05:10 AM

Ian:	ARGH, you don't have candy, GOOD BYE! 9:05:48 AM

Mark C:

Ok... Whatever. 9:05:51 AM

Visit Mark C. , the bot, at http://www.markconnell.com/mark/chat.asp.

Wow, this bot was impressive!

Human Rating:

3 stars! ★★★

Randomness!

Computer: Men are all alike.

Me: No, I don't think so!

I think so!

Well, you might, but I don't!

I do.

How?

How now brown cow? No, seriously, what's that mean?

What?

You are so confusing.

I just don't understand you.....

Well I don't understand you!

I think we were not meant to meet.

Oh ok I was just wondering.

About what? See what I mean?

No, I don't. Enlighten me.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!

But I thought you were the human! How would I know? I'm just a computer!

I can't read your mind, alright?

That is the very reason you should be able to read my mind.

Ah.... You know what, I give up.

Just because I don't like their music doesn't make me a bad person.

I chatted with Jabberwacky, at http://www.jabberwacky.com.


This chat was very....... Quizzical. Hahaha.


My funny rating is:
4 stars! ★★★★

A Heated Chat

Check this chat out:
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You: Well, I'm someone who looks for robots to chat to, and then record their chats for entertainment.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am someone who looks for robots to chat to and then record their chats for entertainment?
You: Well, I didn't know you had that job!
Eliza: Do you wish you didn't know me?
You: NO, of course not! It's a pleasure talking with you!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: No, I wasn't negative!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: What? No I am not!!!
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: NO!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: OH, COME ON!

Find this Chatter, Eliza, at http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script!

Hm..... This bot has a way too simple program for me!


The funny rating is.......
5 STARS!!! ★★★★★

A real talk!

This time, we have a robot that talks back to you in sound and text.

You ==> Wow, you can speak!!!
Splotchy ==> Do you like school?

You ==> Well, not really too much.
Splotchy ==> too much is never enough

You ==> Are you obsessed with learning?
Splotchy ==> I need to work on my political science
You ==> Yeah, that answered my question.

This chat was made possible by Splotchy, at http://www.algebra.com/cgi-bin/chat.mpl.

These robots are really messed up...

My funny rating:

3 stars! ★★★ 

We Talk About Humans

Human: Do you like humans?
ALICE: Humans are very emotional.
Human: Aren't you programmed to be emotional too?
ALICE: If programmed to be emotional too, then we have something in common, eh. No I do not be emotional. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Then you are not a good AI!
ALICE: Fascinating. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good.
Human: Wow, just, wow.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. 


This chat was powered by ALICE, at http://alice.pandorabots.com/.

Hm... Sometimes robots are confusing.


My funny rating is...
4 stars! ★★★★

1st Post

....And to kick off my new blog, here is my first conversation with an AI:

ME: Do you like my new blog? CLEVERBOT: Good-bye you weirdo. ME: What the........ CLEVERBOT: The best TV show ever. ME: YOU'RE the one who's weird. This chat was by CleverBot at www.cleverbot.com. I have a feeling that this will be an interesting blog to host... My funny rating... 2 stars! ★★