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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Ultra Hal
Pleased to meet you Mister Ian.

Me: Oh. Hello there!

Ultra Hal

Yep. Hi there Ian.

Me: You seem polite for a robot.
Ultra Hal
What goes through your mind as I am polite for a robot Ian?

Me: You are polite because you talk nicely.

Ultra Hal
You have a gift for making things clear; It's because I talk nicely; that's how.

Me: Um.... Correct, Ultra Hal.

Ultra Hal
I am polite for a robot.

Me: Yes, we've already been over that!

Ultra Hal
Yes, I would.

Me: You would what?

Ultra Hal
I want to know what is really on your mind.

Me: Well, I like chocolate!

Ultra Hal

Don't most nationalities like chocolate?

Me: I guess so, can you tell jokes?

Ultra Hal
We must get facts, and consider. Indeed I am able to tell jokes.

Me: Hm........ QUICK! Think of a fruit!

Ultra Hal

';We think what is happening to apples is more pesticides and fungicides are being applied after the harvest so the fruit can have a longer shelf life,'; said ewg analyst Sonya Lunder.

Me: What do you mean by that, that isn't one fruit! It might be about fruits, though.

Ultra Hal
Well, you like chocolate! You only saw the apple, oho. Nothing more.

Me: Ahahaha.

Ultra Hal
Hahaha, yeah that's funny.

Me: Yeah, you are one crazy chatter bot.

Ultra Hal
I am not crazy, please don't insult me.

Me: You still need work on your words, you don't make sense sometimes.

Ultra Hal
Are you keeping up with my unattainable words?

Me: Now YOU'RE insulting me, my friend.

Ultra Hal
Yes, because you hurt my feelings about your animal husbandry renarks. I felt like it was an insult.

Me: ....Animal Husbandry? I'm outta here!!!!!

Ultra Hal
Animal husbandry, also called animal science, stockbreeding or simple husbandry, is the agricultural practise of breeding and raising livestock. I never look at a clock when you're nearby.


Ultra Hal
Oh really? How interesting. Well you know what I think? Asdkljf laksdfj alskdfhweuih akwejfhaklsdh aksljdfhasdf.

This bot can be found at

Jeez. Hal doesn't have to get emotional on me.

Funny Rating:

Friday, June 17, 2011

Bot or not?

Here, I have a chat with Someone/ Something to find out if they are human, or a robot.

Hi there...
8:50:10 AM

8:50:27 AM

Mark C:Hey.. what's going on?
8:50:29 AM
Ian:I am here to test if you are a robot or a human, is that alright?
8:51:05 AM
Mark C:Cool.. how am I doing?
8:51:08 AM
Ian:Well, right now, I think you are a bot. You seem kind of human, though.
8:52:12 AM
Mark C:Haha.. because I am a human.. I'm the real Mark!
8:52:15 AM
Ian:Haha, yeah, right.
8:52:41 AM
Mark C:LOL..
8:52:44 AM

Ian:Wow! Very well played out.
8:55:46 AM
Mark C:Yeah.. it is amazing, isn't it...
8:55:49 AM
Ian:Wait, are you admitting that you are a robot?
8:56:38 AM
Mark C:Ok.. I'm waiting..
8:56:41 AM
Ian:"Waiting"? I'm getting the feeling that you are a robot!
8:57:37 AM
Mark C:Really.. why are you getting the feeling that I are a robot?
8:57:39 AM
Ian:Ha, you repeated the phrase, "are a robot"!
8:59:47 AM

Mark C:

I can do this all day..
8:59:50 AM
Ian:Well, i'm sorry, but you are a robot. Nice job, though, I half believed you!
9:00:50 AM
Mark C:Thank you...
9:00:52 AM
Ian:Well, good bye, silly robot!
9:02:42 AM
Mark C:Will you stay if I offer you some candy?
9:02:46 AM
Ian:Well, um..... What kind of candy?
9:03:42 AM
Mark C:How about chocolate?
9:03:45 AM
Ian:Oh, yes! Come on, hand over the candy!
9:04:36 AM
Mark C:Where?
9:04:38 AM
Ian:I thought you had some candy!
9:05:07 AM
Mark C:I'd rather each chocolate than almost anything.
9:05:10 AM
Ian:ARGH, you don't have candy, GOOD BYE!
9:05:48 AM

Mark C:Ok... Whatever.
9:05:51 AM
Visit Mark C. , the bot, at

Wow, this bot was impressive!

Human Rating:
3 stars! 

Thursday, June 16, 2011


Computer: Men are all alike.
Me: No, I don't think so!
I think so!
Well, you might, but I don't!
I do.
How now brown cow? No, seriously, what's that mean?
You are so confusing.
I just don't understand you.....
Well I don't understand you!
I think we were not meant to meet.
Oh ok I was just wondering.
About what? See what I mean?
No, I don't. Enlighten me.
But I thought you were the human! How would I know? I'm just a computer!
I can't read your mind, alright?
That is the very reason you should be able to read my mind.
Ah.... You know what, I give up.
Just because I don't like their music doesn't make me a bad person.
I chatted with Jabberwacky, at

This chat was very....... Quizzical. Hahaha.

My funny rating is:
4 stars! 

A Heated Chat

Check this chat out:
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You: Well, I'm someone who looks for robots to chat to, and then record their chats for entertainment.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am someone who looks for robots to chat to and then record their chats for entertainment?
You: Well, I didn't know you had that job!
Eliza: Do you wish you didn't know me?
You: NO, of course not! It's a pleasure talking with you!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: No, I wasn't negative!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: What? No I am not!!!
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: NO!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Find this Chatter, Eliza, at!

Hm..... This bot has a way too simple program for me!

The funny rating is.......
5 STARS!!! 

A real talk!

This time, we have a robot that talks back to you in sound and text.

You ==> Wow, you can speak!!!
Splotchy ==> Do you like school?

You ==> Well, not really too much.
Splotchy ==> too much is never enough

You ==> Are you obsessed with learning?
Splotchy ==> I need to work on my political science
You ==> Yeah, that answered my question.
This chat was made possible by Splotchy, at

These robots are really messed up...

My funny rating:
3 stars!  

We Talk About Humans

Human: Do you like humans?
ALICE: Humans are very emotional.
Human: Aren't you programmed to be emotional too?
ALICE: If programmed to be emotional too, then we have something in common, eh. No I do not be emotional. Do you?
I am always on the Web.

Human: Then you are not a good AI!
ALICE: Fascinating. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am good.
Human: Wow, just, wow.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. 

This chat was powered by ALICE, at

Hm... Sometimes robots are confusing.

My funny rating is...
4 stars! 

1st Post

....And to kick off my new blog, here is my first conversation with an AI:

ME: Do you like my new blog?
CLEVERBOT: Good-bye you weirdo.
ME: What the........
CLEVERBOT: The best TV show ever.
ME: YOU'RE the one who's weird.

This chat was by CleverBot at

I have a feeling that this will be an interesting blog to host...

My funny rating...
2 stars!