Ultra Hal Pleased to meet you Mister Ian. Me: Oh. Hello there! |
Ultra Hal
Yep. Hi there Ian.
Me: You seem polite for a robot.
Ultra HalWhat goes through your mind as I am polite for a robot Ian?
Me: You are polite because you talk nicely.
You have a gift for making things clear; It's because I talk nicely; that's how.
Me: Um.... Correct, Ultra Hal.
I am polite for a robot.
Me: Yes, we've already been over that!
Yes, I would.
Me: You would what?
I want to know what is really on your mind.
Me: Well, I like chocolate!
Ultra Hal
Don't most nationalities like chocolate?
Me: I guess so, can you tell jokes?
Ultra Hal
We must get facts, and consider. Indeed I am able to tell jokes.
Me: Hm........ QUICK! Think of a fruit!
Ultra Hal
';We think what is happening to apples is more pesticides and fungicides are being applied after the harvest so the fruit can have a longer shelf life,'; said ewg analyst Sonya Lunder.
Me: What do you mean by that, that isn't one fruit! It might be about fruits, though.
Well, you like chocolate! You only saw the apple, oho. Nothing more.
Me: Ahahaha.
Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Me: Yeah, you are one crazy chatter bot.
I am not crazy, please don't insult me.
Me: You still need work on your words, you don't make sense sometimes.
Are you keeping up with my unattainable words?
Me: Now YOU'RE insulting me, my friend.
Yes, because you hurt my feelings about your animal husbandry renarks. I felt like it was an insult.
Me: ....Animal Husbandry? I'm outta here!!!!!
Ultra Hal
Animal husbandry, also called animal science, stockbreeding or simple husbandry, is the agricultural practise of breeding and raising livestock. I never look at a clock when you're nearby.Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ultra Hal
Oh really? How interesting. Well you know what I think? Asdkljf laksdfj alskdfhweuih akwejfhaklsdh aksljdfhasdf.
This bot can be found at http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/index.html.
Jeez. Hal doesn't have to get emotional on me.
Funny Rating:
5 STARS! ★★★★★
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